🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Nothing is officially *not* doing nothing! 🎉📱💰 They’re spinning off their affordable brand CMF like it's a 2007 iPod shuffle! 💃💾 But what does this even mean? Is it time for a glow-up or just another brand in the endless parade of “who asked for this?” 🤡💀 💭 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "To be honest, we just wanted to test how many acronyms we could fit into one press release. 🤔💀" So they’re launching CMF as a separate entity in India — LOL what’s next? A brand called *Nada* for their non-existent devices? Based! 🔥✨ Meanwhile, consumers everywhere are like "This is fine." 🐶💩 Here’s the real tea, friends: CMF could become the budget hero we never knew we needed, or it’ll flop harder than my last Tinder date. 😩 But let’s not pretend we’re wild about another budget phone; these things are cringier than an influencer at a tech launch. 💡 Hot Take: In 3 years, CMF will merge back into Nothing, and the CEO will be like, “Awkward!” while everyone collectively rolls their eyes. 🚀📉 Share this if you believe in the power of chaotic tech news! 🤖💨✨