🚨📣 Hold the phone, fam! We just hit a juicy tech milestone that’s spicier than your ex’s DMs! 💌🔥 So, *Nothing* (yeah, that’s the name💀) just broke up with its ol’ self and birthed a brand new baby called CMF! 🤰💁‍♂️ This wildly bold move comes backed by a whopping $100 million investment—placing them on the stonk charts like it's a summer blockbuster 💰🚀. 🍿 What’s the play? 🤔 They want a slice of India’s consumer tech pie 🍰 (and trust me, this pie is hotter than a TikTok dance challenge) because who doesn’t want to craft gadgets that make our parents’ brains melt faster than SARs on a Zoom call? 💻🔥 Our boy Carl Pei was overheard saying, “We’re taking over India like we took over your notifications!” While trying to *not* sound like an evil genius 🎩🤖. But fr fr, with promises of 1,800 jobs, is this gonna be *stonks* or *no stonks*? 🧐📈 Here’s the wild prediction: If CMF doesn't drop a smartphone that can cook *dal makhani* by next year, I’m calling for a revolt. 📞🔥 #CMFRevolution. Now share this faster than a meme in your Discord! 💥💔