🚨💥 BREAKING: THE NOTHING PHONE (3) IS GIVING YOU $300 TO DITCH YOUR OLD NOTHING PHONE (1/2) 💥🚨 Are you tired of that old hunk of “who even is this?” in your pocket? 😩📱 Well, guess what?! If you’re rocking a Nothing Phone (1) or (2), you can level up your life with the Phone (3) FOR JUST $300 OFF! 🤑💰💥 But wait, there’s more! Cue the drama! 😱 Carl Pei just dropped the news on social media: “NO ANDROID 16 for you!” 😂🚫 This dude’s basically saying, “here’s some cash for your vintage paperweight!” 🗑️ 🤖💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We couldn’t just keep sending updates to the phones like they were going out of style, fam! We had to let them go out with a bang!” 🔥💣 Stonks are feeling fine as Nothing leans into obsolescence like it's the latest TikTok dance. 🕺💃 Drake would be pointing at the Phone (3) like it’s *literally* the new hottest thing! 🔥🔥 So, if you *don’t* want your life to be a big ol' cringe-fest, put down the Nothing Phone and upgrade! 🚀 But be careful, if you bought it just for the meme factor, are you really going to let it go? 🤔💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Nothing will rebrand as “Everything,” and we’ll all be left wondering if we ever loved anything at all. 🤡💔 #NothingIsReal