🔥💔 Nothing Phone 3: The Flagship-ish Phone That Yelled “Look at Me!” and Proceeded to Trip Over Its Own Asymmetry 💔🔥 So, we got the Nothing Phone 3, which is apparently the "first true flagship" from a company whose ambition is only matched by how confused I am looking at their design! 😳💀 Picture a phone that’s so asymmetrical, it feels like your middle-school art project got a glow-up, but not the good kind. 🤡 📱 For a cool $799, aka the "stuck-between-a-Rock-and-a-Hard-Place" price, you could puke on a Pixel 9, frolic with a Galaxy S25, or cuddle up to an iPhone 16. Which brings us to the two burning questions: Is this hot mess as good as the others? And do we need to call the fashion police?? 🚓👀 Fake Developer Quote of the Day: “We wanted to make a phone as unique as every user... in a ‘What have I done?’ kinda way” 😂🤖. But the real tea? The design is more divisive than pineapple on pizza!!! 🍕🤷‍♂️ The reviews are rolling in hotter than your grandma’s takes at Thanksgiving, and spoiler alert: they ain't looking good. 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, tech reviewers will be using the Nothing Phone 3 as a prop when they roast other phones!!! Stonks - or should I say: No stonks? 💰💀 #NothingBurger #FlagshipFail #MemeChaos