
"Nothing Phone 3 dropping July 15 like itβs 1999 with a dot matrix display π₯π. Can we not? π³π± #Cringe"
π¨π¨ Breaking News from the Nothingverse! π¨π¨ Hold onto your memes, fam! The Nothing Phone 3 just dropped and it's bringing us a display that looks like a retro calculator from the 90s π₯π»! π Why? Who knows! π€·ββοΈ The rear's got a dot-matrix vibe, because apparently, we're all nostalgic for pixelated text messages now. Classic Carl Pei trolling us like, βYou thought Iβd give you more than 8-bit? Psych! π₯²β The price is set at a casual $799. You know, just a minor price hike from previous models. Stonks? Not quite. This is the ultimate βitβs fineβ meme situation where wallets are crying and tech bros everywhere be like, βBut itβs a flagship!β π€‘π Imaginary Developer Quote: *βOur team wanted to redefine βvalue,β so we just put a tiny screen on the back. Pi? More like *Pi-tiful!* π€£β* Are we living in a dystopian future? π€ Drake says *no thanks* and points left, while those of us still holding the βBuy Itβ button are coping hard. π€¦ββοΈ Hot take? In 2024, Nothing Phone will literally just be a sticker you slap on your old phone. No cap! ππ₯ Time to meme this disaster into existence! SHARE if youβre on board this vibe train! ππ¨