🚨🚨 Breaking News from the Nothingverse! 🚨🚨 Hold onto your memes, fam! The Nothing Phone 3 just dropped and it's bringing us a display that looks like a retro calculator from the 90s 🔥💻! 💀 Why? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️ The rear's got a dot-matrix vibe, because apparently, we're all nostalgic for pixelated text messages now. Classic Carl Pei trolling us like, “You thought I’d give you more than 8-bit? Psych! 🥲” The price is set at a casual $799. You know, just a minor price hike from previous models. Stonks? Not quite. This is the ultimate “it’s fine” meme situation where wallets are crying and tech bros everywhere be like, “But it’s a flagship!” 🤡🚀 Imaginary Developer Quote: *“Our team wanted to redefine ‘value,’ so we just put a tiny screen on the back. Pi? More like *Pi-tiful!* 🤣”* Are we living in a dystopian future? 🤔 Drake says *no thanks* and points left, while those of us still holding the “Buy It” button are coping hard. 🤦‍♂️ Hot take? In 2024, Nothing Phone will literally just be a sticker you slap on your old phone. No cap! 😂🔥 Time to meme this disaster into existence! SHARE if you’re on board this vibe train! 🚂💨