💥🔊 BREAKING NEWS! Nothing is officially NOT doing nothing anymore! 💸🚀 In an absolutely *jaw-dropping* twist of events, the phone startup that’s all about making you feel the void (Yes, just like that one existential crisis you had on a Sunday morning 🙃) has snagged a whopping $200M in Series C funding. Thanks, Tiger Global! 🐅💰 But wait, there’s more! This not-so-little startup just put a $1.3 BILLION price tag on the “nothing” dream. 💭😱 That’s right! They hit a total funding of $450M+! Stonks going *up* like your WiFi during peak meme hours! 📈🤯 In a leaked Zoom call, CEO Carl Pei reportedly said, "We’re not saying we’re a big deal, but we’re basically the Elon Musk of phone designs. 😂💁‍♂️” Meanwhile, investors are out here seething in their coffee cups like, “This is fine.” ☕🔥 And guess what? They claim $1B in sales by early 2025! I mean, if they hit this target, I’m ready to crown them the Meme King of Silicon Valley. 👑💀 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Nothing will drop a phone that’s literally just a mirror. Look at yourself, you beautiful software dev! Who needs features when you can reflect your worth? 💯🚀 #NothingButStonks #MemeMasters #TechChaos