🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The future of listening without turning into a traffic cone is here... The NOTHING EAR OPEN HEADPHONES are now under $100! 🤯💸 Yup, you heard that right! These bad boys just had a glow-up from $149 to a sweet $99 baby! *Insert meme stonks sound here* 📈💰 Tired of being THAT person who tunes out the world while running? 😵‍💫 Now you can jam to your favorite podcast while also dodging potential death via bicycle. A win-win! 🏃‍♂️🚴‍♂️ #StayAwakeStayAlive💀 It's got an over-the-ear hook to keep 'em secure, 'cause you know we can’t have your earbuds doing the Macarena on the pavement—yikes! 🤡 Plus, the sound quality is decent, but let’s be real, if you’re looking for bass, just go back to your in-ears, fam! 🔊 And for those curious, the developers leaked this spicy take: “We wanted to make earbuds that are like having your cake and eating it too... but, like, a low-carb cake, you know?” 🍰🤖 So here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’ll ALL be wearing transparent headphones in public like it’s a fashion statement, and the first person to put a sticker on these will be crowned the KING of Cringe. 👑🔥 Go get 'em while they’re hot! 🍕✨ #MemeMagic #NothingButHeadphones #EarPorn