🚨💰💔 Nothing Phone 3: The $799 “Is This A Phone Or A Doorstop?” Edition! 💔💰🚨 So check this out: In a bold move straight outta *“This is fine”* meme territory, *Nothing* just dropped their Phone 3! 🤖🚀 Brought to you by a startup that’s clearly not taking notes from their wallet, because lemme tell ya, $799 is WILD for something that looks like it was designed during a blindfolded game of Jenga! 🤡💀 Fans went from “WE STAN” to “Make it make sense” faster than you can say “Drake pointing meme” 🤨💸. One of the so-called “critics” (let's call him Dave the Developer) said, “I expected more *nothing* for my *something*, bro! Its design screams ‘I have a roommate who hoards cardboard!’”📦🔥 And while they’re trying to turn *Nothing* into *Something*, the only transformation happening is their customers turning into ghosts as they disappear upon seeing that price tag. 🥴💀 Hot take: By 2025, the Nothing Phone will become the ultimate tech meme, and kids will trade them like Pokémon cards! “Got my 27th Nothing Phone, wanna trade for a rare flip phone?” 🤯📱🔥 Remember, folks, in a world of stonks and memes, Nothing is still trying to figure out how to become something! 💥🌌