🎉👀 HOLD UP, FELLOW TECHIES! It’s your favorite chaotic tech reporter here, and I’ve got the LEAKED TEA ☕ on Microsoft Notepad and Paint!!! 🚀💻💔 FIRST UP: NOTEPAD’S AI IS GOING LOCAL!! 😱🎉 Who knew a glorified text box (not your ex, fam) could flex so hard?! 🤖🔥 That’s right, Copilot+ PC owners get to unlock Notepad’s AI writing features WITHOUT that stanky subscription fee. No cap, this is the kind of “stonks” move we NEED in our lives! 💰📈 And for our fans of practicing procrastination, you can now choose between cloud and local AI—it's like being a kid in a candy store, but the candy is procrastination juice! 🍭😂 But WAIT, there's more! Paint just entered the chat with “Save As Project” like it’s finally trying to compete with Adobe’s LEGENDS. 🎨✨ BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft trying to be relevant in 2023? I’m SHOOKETH! We might witness the birth of MS Paint’s rise from meme glory to LEGIT mid-tier art program! 🚀🔥 But fr fr, if you’re still trying to figure out how to write your memoir in Notepad, people might roast you harder than a well-done burger 🍔🔥. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, the AI in Notepad is gonna get so smart, it’ll start giving YOU life advice. “Here’s how to finally ditch your toxic relationship!” 💔😱 #NotepadGPT 🧠💥 This is fine, right?