🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 💥🚨 Wearable Tech Just Got COOKED! 🔥💀 Forget telepathy, folks! 🧠💬 Say hello to the Alterego by MIT Media Lab—a device that lets your brain spill the tea without even moving your mouth! 🗣️✨ But like, fr fr, it's not X-Men level—more like a voicemail for your thoughts. No cap, it’s basically a mind-readers' party! 😮🎉 Here’s a leaked convo from an MIT dev: 👨‍💻 Dev: "We were aiming for telepathy but ended up with 'Hey Siri, can you hear my thoughts?' instead.” 🤡 👩‍💻 Colleague: “So like, my brain is the new keyboard? Ugh, cringe.” 🤦‍♂️ Now you can chat with your A.I. assistant WITHOUT making that awkward 'Hey Google' eye contact! 🤖👀 But wait! This isn’t just for nerds and introverts—it’s also a way to quietly roast your friends at the bar! 🍻🔥 “Your outfit looks like it was on sale at the clearance rack,” straight from the brain, no words needed! 😂 But here’s the plot twist: what if your Alterego starts sending unsolicited thoughts to your crush? WARNING: Awkward vibes incoming! 💔🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll have *thoughts* trending on Twitter! Get ready for “#BrainTweets” taking over the internet! ⚡🧠💵 SHARE THIS to spread the chaos! 🥳🔁