🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS! The Z Fold 3 & Flip 3 are BACK with more UPDATES than your Tinder date in 2023! We’re talkin’ quarterly updates, folks! 😱💥 It's like Samsung said, "We ain’t done with ya yet, fam! Stay tuned for more BLOATWARE!" 💩🚀 🌟 Imagine the dev meeting where they were like: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we just keep updating these bad boys instead of making new ones?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Stonks!" 📈💰 Who needs innovation when you can rehash updates, right? #ThisIsFine 🤡🔥 But WAIT! Before you roast 'em, they’re hinting that these foldables won’t be dying anytime soon! Like a cockroach in a tech apocalypse—just can’t kill them! 🪳💀 And remember when folks were like "Flip 3 is so CRINGE"? Now they're crying tears of joy because it’s getting the TLC it doesn’t really deserve! 😂💔 Drake’s probably crying somewhere over the “It’s getting updates” meme. 😅 🚀 Hot take: In 2026, the Z Fold 3 will be the last standing smartphone, mere pixels left, but we’ll still be getting monthly updates on it. It’s basically the tech equivalent of a zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🤖 Share this madness, because why not! 🤪✨