🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Just Turned You Into An AI Art School Dropout! 🚨 🖼️✨ Yup, you heard me right! Microsoft just dropped a hot new AI tool that’s spitting out pics cooler than your friend’s coffee art that looks like a sad potato. ☕💩 Now you don’t even need to leave the house to get that “I’m-so-cultured coffee shop vibe”! “Bro, we didn’t even *try* to take that pic!” - *Imaginary Microsoft Dev #237* 📸🤖 I can already hear the seething coffee snobs: “Is it art or just pixels?!” 🤔🔥 This is fine… as long as your laptop doesn’t start leaking burnt coffee smells. Microsoft's aiming to bring AI in-house, probably because their last strategy was as effective as a screen door on a submarine! 🎢💸💀 But hey, let's get real — who needs good old-fashioned photographers when you’ve got an AI that’s basically a hyperactive toddler with a crayon and a WiFi connection? 📲👶🖍️ And here's my bold prediction, fam: in 2 years, we’ll all be replaced by sentient toasters who snap pics better than any influencer! 🔮 Toast Level: Galaxy Brain! 🤯💥 Keep your eyes peeled, kids — the tech apocalypse is coming and it starts with “Dupe Me a Latte”! 😱🚀 Share this before your toaster becomes a TikTok star! 🥴💀