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"Norway’s spy chief says Russian hackers pulled a sneaky dam heist 💀💻. Talk about a flood of cringe! 🚨"

August 14, 2025
2 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚨🌊🔓 BREAKING: Norway's spy chief is out here pointing fingers at Russian hackers like it's a high-stakes episode of "Among Us" but with more floodgates and fewer beans 🔫🤡💧. Apparently, these digital ninjas decided that hijacking a dam was their idea of a fun time—because what’s better than spilling gallons of water like it’s some kind of chaotic water brawl? 💀💦 🌍💥 Here’s the tea: they cracked the code and opened the floodgates! Like, how are these hackers living rent-free in everyone's digital heads while we're still struggling to install updates on our mom's laptop? *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🕶️👇 LEAKED CHAT LOGS from a “top-tier” Russian developer: “Lmao, we said ‘Let’s flood Norway’ and they thought we meant ‘with our excellent vodka! 😂” Norway is probably sitting there with the “This is fine” dog meme as their water woes hit peak levels 🚰🔥. Stonks in hackery might go up after this—crypto, but make it hydrology! 💰📉 So what’s next? I predict we’ll see *Norse Water Wars* on the horizon! Expect a crossover episode with the *Real Housewives of *Secret Hacking Ops*! 🏰👑💁‍♀️ Stay hydrated, folks—things are about to get wet! 🌊💦💻💣

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#cybersecurity#hacking#Russia#infrastructure#espionage
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