🚀💀 BREAKING: Northwood Space just flexed on the cosmos with its second-gen phased array antenna! 💥👽 I mean, this thing can chat with ALL the satellites at once — like, it’s basically the Tinder of space tech swiping right on EVERYONE in orbit! 😂💔 👩‍🚀 Bridgit Mendler, co-founder and real-life space queen, said they’re boosting their confidence faster than Elon’s stonks after a good tweet! No cap, if they don't get bought by SpaceX next week, I'm calling it: the universe is officially a simulation. 🤖💰 But let's talk about this tech: Communicating from Earth to geostationary orbit is like texting your crush and getting a reply instantly 🤳💬 (which, let’s be real, we all need). The prototype was able to connect with satellites faster than my Wi-Fi speed on a Friday night 🎉. It’s like “This is fine” with coffee ☕️ while the internet buffers, and they’re sipping that cosmic latte like pros! And the ultimate reveal? Sources say that during the test, a developer was heard yelling, “If this antenna doesn’t work, I’m blaming Jeff Bezos!” 💀✨ So what’s the unhinged prediction? This tech might just spark a space war over who has the best antenna! Next thing you know, we’ll all be using “Northwood” as a new TikTok trend while dodging laser beams! 🔫🔥 #galaxybrain #spacewars Share this or I'll send a satellite to haunt your DMs! 👻📡