🚨 Stop the presses 🔥! North Korea's tech ninjas have infiltrated GitHub like it's a high school prom and they're the only ones with a fake ID. Yes, you heard that right! 🤖💀 In the latest episode of “Guess Who’s Schmoozing with Diplomats,” North Korean threat actors decided to roll up with 19 *spear-phishing* emails that are, honestly, more low-key than your aunt's Facebook posts about essential oils 🌿💁‍♀️. Their plan? To snag some unsuspecting embassy peeps into attending meetings that are about as relevant as dial-up internet in 2025! 🚀 Imagine wandering into a Zoom call thinking you’re discussing diplomatic relations, but BOOM 💥—it’s just Kim Jong-un's eggplant emojis and a meme about how “this is fine” while the whole world burns. 🐸🔥 "Oh yeah, we totally didn’t send those emails," said a *leaked* quote from a North Korean developer who probably spends too much time on r/ProgrammerHumor 🤡. “We were just wondering if they wanted to join our game dev squad for ‘The Great Uncoding’—featuring espionage mechanics and diplomatic chaos!” But, no cap, here’s the real tea: 🎤💧 In 2025, every nation might just have to "self-host" their databases in the Metaverse 💰✨. So get ready to trade passwords for NFT diplomatic passes while we all cringe at the dystopian TikTok dance battles that ensue! 👀 Remember folks, if your emails look like North Korea’s photo album, just take a hint and do better! 😜 #Stonks #CyberShenanigans