🚨💥 BREAKING: North Korea is sending IT operatives to your Zoom meetings, and it’s not even the *best* hack of 2025 🤡💻💀! Forget about working from home; we’ve got the **DPRK Dream Team** infiltrating your Slack channels like they own the place! 🤖💼🔥 According to CrowdStrike’s latest report, these sneaky keystroke ninjas have checked off a full 320+ remote IT jobs, clearly practicing for when they can finally deploy to Silicon Valley! 💪💰 I mean, the ONLY thing that’s increasing on these resumes is the number of times they’ve used *“social engineering”*—which, let’s be real, just means they’re really good at slide ppts and stealing your avocado toast tips! 🥑✨ "Honestly, we thought it was just another TikTok trend," said a *“top-tier”* developer we definitely didn’t make up. "But then they started suggesting Zoom backgrounds that make them look less suspicious and *way* cooler than me in my pajama pants." 🤭💔 So while you’re figuring out why your Wi-Fi is acting up, just know that Kim Jong-un might be the NEXT network engineer in your office. 🤯📡 **HOT TAKE**: In 2026, we might as well get ready for North Korea’s official tech startup pitching at Y Combinator—call it “REMOTE SNEAKERS”! 👟🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #Based