🚨BREAKING: Nokia just dropped a strategy so spicy, it makes hot sauce look like water! 🥵🔥 They’re splitting their shiny new AI ops away from their dusty old telecoms biz like a bad high school relationship. "It’s not you, it’s me" vibes, fr fr. 📱💔 Apparently, they think this will help them boost growth, but in reality, their shares just took a nosedive by 7%! 💸💀 Picture this: Nokia’s execs huddled in a conference room, sipping overpriced coffee, sweating like they just received a C in math class. One of them mutters, "If we just separate the AI, it’ll be stonks! 🚀" Another is, like, “We’re already a meme; it can’t get worse!”🤡 This is fine meme guy in the corner, sipping tea: “Bruh, when your strategy is splitting like wallet chains on a TikTok dance challenge.” 😂💀 But here’s where it gets spicy: 👀 The *real* question is, is this the beginning of the end for Nokia, or are they pulling a galaxy brain move? 🧠💥 Mark my words, if they think they can turn things around with AI while leaving their telecoms stranded, they might just be operating on cope levels through the roof! 🤖💥 💥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, they’ll pivot to manufacturing blockchain-enabled rubber duckies — because why not? 🌊🦆 #Nokia4Life