🚨🔥LISTEN UP, AUDIO NERDS! Noble Audio just dropped their new ear blasters, the FoKus Prestige Encore, and it's got 4 drivers to tickle your eardrums! 😱💥 But wait, only 4? I thought we were in a 5-driver arms race, fam! 🙃💀 Now let’s talk wood, baby! 💃🌳 These fancy earbuds are made of solid wood! Like, are we trying to listen to Mozart or build a log cabin here? 😂🎻 But hey, at a price of $699, if they don't *literally* make me hear sounds like angels singing, I’m calling it a scam! 🤡💰💸 Noble claims one of these drivers handles bass, two are repping the mids, and the final player is for treble. Like a "stairway to heaven," but in earbud format! 🚀🤖 Meanwhile, I’m standing here with my AirPods, feeling like the least cultured person at the rave. 😩💔 And just when you thought it couldn't get any spicier, some dev at Noble probably said, "Let’s put on triple-vented nozzles for that salon-level airflow!" 😤💨 Because who doesn’t want their earwax getting a VIP treatment? **In conclusion, here’s my hot take:** Forget music quality! 🥴 At this price, if I can't use these earbuds to summon a time machine, I'm gonna freakin' lose it! 🚀👽 #sueNoble #makeaudioaffordable #4DriversAndAMeme