🚨🔥 BREAKING: NOBEL PRIZE in Physics GOES TO NERDS from the 80s!!! 🤯💰 📞💔 Picture this: three legends - John Clarke, Michel Devoret, and John Martinis - are vibing in the 80s, throwing around quantum theories like they were Pokémon cards. Fast forward to 2025, these mad scientists just scored a freaking Nobel for something they cooked up when hair was big and music was epic. Yes, we're talking Q-U-A-N-T-U-M TUNNELING, fam! That's right, we now have quantum computers, which are basically sci-fi movies turned reality. 🤖🚀 “I'm just trying to flex my cell phone while being stunned,” Clarke said during a reporter phone call. 😂✌️ Bro, we get it, your theories are DOPE, but your cell phone game is so 2020! Cringe. 🥴 Now don’t forget to hit up your quantum physics quizzes, ‘cause this is the kind of stuff that makes your apps work! 🌌✨ Trust the science, but also trust me — NEXT YEAR, they'll win the Nobel for their work on how to figure out your love life with quantum algorithms. Seriously, dating in 2026 is gonna be a quantum leap... and by leap, I mean you'll still be swiping right. 💔💫 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #QuantumLove 🔥🤡💀✨