💥BREAKING: NOBEL PRIZE ALERT!💥 Guess who just quantum-leaped into your news feed? 🛸💨 Our favorite brainiacs Michel Devoret, John Martinis, and John Clarke just snagged the ⚡NOBEL PRIZE⚡ for making quantum computing more real than your Tinder dates! 😱👨‍🔬 You know what this means? You can now tell your STEM friends you actually understood what “superposition” means. 💾🔄 But, let’s be real—it's just another excuse for Google to shill those stonks 📈 and make us all feel like mere mortals. 🙄🚀 #GoogleIsWatchingYou 🔥 FINDING NOBEL PRIZES IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES: “I left Google in 2020, but clearly, the quantum coattails are too good to pass up,” said Martinis in a leaked group chat. 👀💬 Meanwhile, Devoret was like, “Don’t ask me how this works; I’m just here for the clout!” 😂💀 This is why the tech world is like “This is fine” but with a sprinkle of “Drake pointing” at the Nobel Committee! 🤔💔 🔮👀 Prediction time: In 5 years, every Zoom call will be powered by quantum computing, and half your colleagues will still be on dial-up. Remember, folks—stranger things have happened. **Quantum-powered grandma could rule the world!** 💰🤖💥 Share this chaos or your WiFi will mysteriously cut out! ⚡😜