🚨✈️ Welcome to the Great ID Heist of 2023! Your flying experience just went from "this is fine" 🐶🔥 to "give me your money!" 💸💀 So lemme get this straight: you need a fancy-schmancy *Real ID* to board that cheap flight to Grandma's house? If you don't have one, you’re gonna have to cough up a casual $18 bucks at the airport? Escape rooms? Nah, just call it the flyaway tax! 🤡😂 🤖💬 “Hey bro, I thought my birth certificate was enough?” said no one ever—except that dude who’s seething alone in the TSA line like, "WTF is a Real ID?” 🤷‍♂️ No cap, this is basically a glow-up for airport security, but for our wallets. ✨🚀 Meanwhile, the airlines are running this play like: *Drake Pointing Memes* 👈 “Real ID? Nah, bro, stonks for us, though!” 💰📈 They’re just over here like “Pay up or we’ll put you on the no-fly list with all the other unfortunate individuals who failed the ‘adulting’ test.” But here’s the tea ☕: why stop at $18? Let's make it an NFT! "Tokenized IDs," fr fr. Who needs *real* ID when you can have *crypto* ID? My chaos prediction? In 2025, you'll need a virtual reality sleeve just to get through security. You heard it here first! 💀🔥💥 SHARE if you’re ready to buckle up for this wild ride! 😱✈️