🚨💔 BREAKING: Disney and YouTube TV are beefing harder than two Karens at a yard sale! 🍿💀💥 🔍 So, like, NO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL for us. Thanks a lot, Mickey and Google! 🤡🤮🥴 Let’s break this down like a 2020 TikTok dance, fam! Disney is like your ex, always asking for more money for the same channels 😤💰. YouTube TV is out here saying “Nah, fam, we ain't doing this again!” while holding the last slice of pizza 🍕💀. What’s the deal? A "carriage fee" disagreement? Bruh, that sounds more boring than watching paint dry while waiting for a Windows update! 🤖💭💤 "Yo, it's like a game of Monopoly where they forgot how to play," said a "leaked" YouTube developer. "Just restore ABC already, or we'll all start sending pigeon memes!" 🕊️😱 And Disney’s over here like Drake pointing at a blender, knowing it's cringe but still hitting us with those subscription fees anyway! 💸🤦‍♂️ 🔥 So here’s the tea: this standoff is gonna last longer than a Marvel movie marathon! Grab your snacks and buckle up, because at this point, I’m just waiting for Bob Iger to start a TikTok dance challenge to resolve this beef! 💃🕺 🔮 Prediction: In a desperate attempt to gain views, Disney will release a reality show about their negotiations. Call it "Survivor: Channel Edition." Based or cringey? You decide! 🤯🤙 #StonksofPain #MickeyVsGoogle