🚨BREAKING NEWS: Protein Panic Is OVER!🚨 Let's set the stage: you’re scrolling through Insta, and it’s all about that *#ProteinLife* 💪🍗. Every influencer is flexing their protein powder stash like it's the holy grail of life, and you’re over here wondering if you should start measuring your protein in *grams or ounces?* What is this, a math test? 📏🤔 But hold up! 🛑 Did a cardiologist just drop the hottest wellness mixtape? 🎤🔥 According to them (totally not a *deepfake*), you're probably chowing down on enough protein to *power a small nation.* Think you need that $50 protein shake? Nah, fam. That’s just your wallet doing a ✨ backflip ✨ into oblivion! Honestly, we need to rename this: “The GREAT Protein Hoax of 2023.” It’s like the *Drake vs. the world* meme where Drake is all “no” to overpriced powders and “yes” to a good ol’ chicken breast 🍗🤙. And here’s a hot take: Protein powder companies are about to panic and come out with *flavored air* to sell to us next. 🚀💀 So, please, can we STOP the protein stress and start the relaxation revolution? Because life is about *munching tacos*—not counting grams! 🥳🤣 #ProteinIsOverrated #StressLessTacoMore