🚨💥 *BREAKING: NISSAN JUST HIT THE CANCEL BUTTON ON THE ARIYA! 😱* 💥🚨 Hold onto your steering wheels, folks! Nissan just pulled a “Watch me cancel my plans” on the Ariya SUV for Model-Year 2026! 😳💔 Apparently, they decided the Ariya was more "no cap" than "bet." Like, why ride the EV wave when you can just... not? 🚫🔋 Peep this leaked convo between Nissan execs: **Exec 1:** “So, what’s the deal with the Ariya? 🚙” **Exec 2:** “Can we just say it’s a ‘limited edition’ and ghost it?” 👻 **Exec 1:** “Based! Let’s throw the Leaf some love instead! 🍃💚” **Exec 2:** "Yas, let’s make it the Netflix of cars. Just keep canceling!" 📺 The new Leaf is dropping **🔥** with battery thermal management like it’s a hot TikTok dance! But let's be real, the Ariya was about as relevant as a flip phone in 2023—goodbye and good riddance! 💀🤷‍♂️ Prediction time: In a bold move, Nissan will definitely launch a *Leaf SUV* next year to reclaim credibility and we’ll all just pretend it was planned the whole time. This is fine. 🚀💰🔥 Share this chaos like it’s the last slice of pizza! 🍕✨