🚨🔋🚗 Y’all, gather ‘round because Nissan just dropped the tea on the 2026 Leaf! The new price is $29,990! 👀💸 But let’s be real, that’s more than what my friend spent at Starbucks last week. *Sad violin plays* 🎻 Now, here's the scoop: this baby’s smaller on the outside but bigger on the inside. Like that one friend who says they're “just a little tipsy” but you know it’s a whole *vibe* 🌌💃. And they finally decided, "Hey, let's liquid-cool this battery" 🚀. Like, bruh, what were you doing before? Baking? 🍰 But hold up! Pricing is the real MVP here - it’s either hit or miss, like that time I tried to make sourdough during lockdown 🤦‍♂️. 🚫🍞 Remember, if the price is sus, the Leaf ain't gonna fly! And don’t even get me started on *charging* – does it come with a free motivational quote? “The Leaf: you can do it, just like I can hold a charge for 300 miles!” *Drake pointing* 🥴✋ 🚨🤖 Hot take incoming: By 2030, the Leaf will be used more for TikTok dances than actual driving. Just wait for the “Leaf Challenge” - it’ll be lit or cringe, no cap! 🔥💀💯 Share this chaos!