🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: NINTENDO’S SWITCH IS ON LIFE SUPPORT! 💀🎮 Get ready to say goodbye to the OG Switch—yep, that iconic plastic joy that brought you endless Mario Kart rage-quits is being PREPPED FOR RETIREMENT. 🤡💔 Nintendo just dropped the bomb at their latest financial briefing, saying, “We’re focusing on the Switch 2… brah! 🚀” And you know what that means? 🤔 Slippery slope of nostalgia turning into a cringe-fest of “remember when.” 😱 So like, 🍕Nintendo is pulling the plug on the old-school joy while everyone’s still grinding those “LITERALLY-NEED-TO-HAVE” *impending titles.* 😤🕹️ You know what this is? THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! 🎶🎶 Get your tissues ready. Nintendo’s original baby has sold over 154.01 million, but the Switch 2 is ready to take over like *Stonks* on steroids! 💰📈 💬 Leaked quote from a random Nintendo dev: “Yo, the Switch is basically that friend who keeps begging for a last slice of pizza while we’re already feasting on the next gourmet meal. 🍕💿👋” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The Switch 2 will resurrect gaming like the second coming of Bird Box, and every user will have to wear virtual goggles… but like, IRL! 🤖👀 Brace yourselves—on Nintendo’s timeline, nothing dies; it just becomes a meme! 😅💥 #SwitchIsDeadLongLiveSwitch2