🎮💥 YO, GAMER SQUAD! Gather 'round because Nintendo just dropped the biggest gaming bomb since your mom found your stash of Pokémon cards! 💣📦🔥 So, rumor has it that Nintendo wants to conjure up a whopping **25 MILLION** Switch 2 consoles by March 2026 – and no cap, they’re trying to unleash these babies faster than your little brother can rage quit! 🤖💨 Bloomberg's sources are basically saying, "Bruh, just wait and watch us blow past our "only" 15 million forecast like it’s a Mario Kart banana peel!" 🍌💀 Now, let’s get real here. While everyone else is scrambling to release their cringe mobile games, Nintendo's over here like: "Stonks!" up in the production department. 📈🚀 According to *leaked* developer comments, "We’re calling this the ‘Switch 2: Now with 100% More Joy and Less Joy-Con Drift’ edition.” 😂 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how the original Switch sold 17.79 million units in 13 months, yet the **Switch 2** might just delete that record faster than a Zoom meeting when you hit “leave”? 💸🥳 What’s next? A VR Mario that takes you on a wild goose chase into Bowser's basement? So buckle up, fam! By March 2026, we might just witness the dawn of 25 MILLION Switch 2s and one lonely PS5 still on the shelf. My hot take? The only thing that’ll outpace sales is the cringe level in the gaming community. 🔥🤡 Share this with your squad and let the chaos reign! 🤟💥