🚨 BREAKING: NINTENDO HITS US WITH A PRICE HIKE! 🚨 Yo, fam! Get ready to shed some 💸💸 because Nintendo just flipped the script and decided our wallets deserve some extra cardio! 🏃‍♂️💨 The good ol’ Switch gang is getting a price boost after this weekend! Switch OG? Now a whopping $299.99. Switch Lite? Say hello to $199.99! And you can’t forget the Switch OLED, chilling at $349.99 like it’s too good for the budget! 🍕🤡 But wait—there’s more! Nintendo is raising the prices on some accessories, amiibo, and that fancy “Nintendo Alarmo” (seriously? 😂) because who doesn’t need a $50 alarm to remind them they have no life? The price hike in Canada is so spicy it could give a jalapeño a run for its money. 🇨🇦🔥 As one dev might say (leaked convo, no cap): 👾 “Yo, we’re raising prices because… capitalism? 😎” 👾 “Bet! Let’s crush their hopes while they go for another Mario Kart, lmaoo.” Prediction time: 🤯 In 2030, we'll have a Nintendo subscription that lets you *rent* your favorite retro games for $50/month while they rename coins “monthly accessibility tokens.” 💰 Stonks? More like cringe! Share this chaos before Nintendo pulls a fast one and raises prices again! 🙃💥 #ThisIsFine #MemeLord #NintendoLife