🎮💔 HOLD UP, GAMERS! 🚫👾🚨 So, imagine you’ve just copped that sweet, sweet Nintendo Switch 2 🔥💰, and you're ready to unleash your inner gaming god, right? But WAIT! 🍂 Nintendo just threw a banana peel under your feet (classic Mario vibes!) by locking down that USB-C port tighter than my grandma’s secret recipe! 🥳👵💥 These mad lads over at Nintendo *INTENTIONALLY* broke third-party docking compatibility! "Why?" you ask, as you clutch your overpriced game like it's a rare Pokémon card. The answer (from my imaginary friend who totally has insider info): “You really thought universal ports would actually WORK? LOL.” 🤡💀 So, if you thought you could slap the Switch 2 into some dope video glasses or any other devices, think again! Apparently, they’re using some next-level encryption, like it’s the crown jewels or something! 👑🔒 🚀 *BREAKING: Nintendo is officially the Grinch of the gaming world, stealing our dreams and charging us for the privilege!* Drifting into the future with that “this is fine” dog meme while we seethe in the corner. 🤷‍♂️🔥 My unhinged prediction? They’re just prepping for the *ALL-NEW* Nintendo Switch 2.5 Pro Max Ultra Flex Edition, where you can enjoy not being able to connect anything ever. Get ready to drop some REAL stonks, fam! 🚀🤯