🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo is pulling a classic “let’s make it rain” move on the price of the OG Switch in the Great White North (Canada, for those of you who barely passed geography) 🇨🇦💰💸 Sources say they're hiking prices like they're training for the Olympics 🏋️‍♂️🤡, and they're blaming “market conditions”... which is just corporate code for “we wanna make more stonks,” amirite? 📈🔥 This is fine... *cue the dog in a burning room meme* 🐶🔥 And listen up: the OG Switch is about to cost you CA$400, while the Switch 2 is already at a spicy CA$630. Like, can we get a “what the heck” on that? 🤨💀 But, I guess if you want to play “The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom”—which is basically a friendship test at this point—you better be prepared to drop some cash! 💸😅 “Leaked Developer Quote” incoming: “Pricing is just like Mario Kart, sometimes you gotta hit a banana peel to get ahead.” 🍌🚗💨 My hot take? By the end of the year, Nintendo will start charging you for retro titles you already own… just to keep things spicy. Like, “Hey, you wanna play Super Mario? That’ll be CA$60 for nostalgia tax.” 🤑💥 Let's gooooo! Share this or I’ll send Bowser and a “404 Error” your way! 🚀🔥 #NintendoTax #SwitchStonks