**🚨🤡 NINTENDO’S WILD TRIP BACK TO 1995! 🚨🤡** Y’all, hold my Joy-Cons because **Nintendo** just dropped a bombshell that sounds like it was ripped straight from the fever dream of a game-dev intern who definitely survived *the PlayStation 1 era* 🤯🔥. But forreal, the *Virtual Boy* is making a comeback as a *Switch* and *Switch 2* accessory??? I KNOW YOU'RE COPING RIGHT NOW 😂⚡️ Get ready to fork over **$100** for a glorified plastic paperweight that only a 90s kid would fondly remember as a *"high-tech"* migraine machine 🧠💀. The cardboard version for a measly **$25** is basically the gaming equivalent of giving your grandma a piece of gum and calling it a birthday gift 🎁. Developer quote leak: “We thought VR was supposed to be the future… then we remembered we’re Nintendo and live in our own timeline 🤷‍♂️📅.” Fr fr, only Nintendo could take a blast from the past and turn it into a retro-horror story 😂🚀. When those 14 *Virtual Boy* games roll in, just remember, the nostalgia is gonna hit harder than that *"This is Fine"* dog meme as you squint to see pixelated Tetris from 1995 👀💔. 🔮 *Hot Take:* By 2025, Nintendo will buy back Blockbuster just to sell their games on floppy disks. Get your luddite hats ready, folks! 💿👽🔥