🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Buckle up, gamers and meme lords! 🍕🎮 Because Nintendo just hit us with a surprise trailer for *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*! Yes, you heard that right! They’re making a sequel to the cinematic masterpiece that left us all questioning our life choices! 🤡💀💥 🕹️ But wait, there’s more! The original squad is coming back: Chris Pratt, Anya The-Queen-Taylor-Joy, and Jack Black, who’s practically our favorite Bowser at this point. (Can we get a Drake pointing meme for that casting? 👀👉) 🌌🔥 The plot? Who knows! I just can’t wait for more CGI fireballs and emotional character development that makes no sense, all while we're laughing at a rogue Goomba doing TikTok dances. 💰 Leaked developer quote: “We’re hoping to finally make a Mario movie that doesn’t make viewers shout ‘this is fine’ while screaming internally.” 🤣 So, when 2026 rolls around, prepare your popcorn and your emotional support mushrooms, because this movie will definitely make some stonks (or crash harder than your cousin on Mario Kart’s Rainbow Road) 🚀💸 Here’s the hot take: If the trailer doesn’t drop at least five memes, and we don't see Mario in a TikTok collab with Charli D’Amelio, THIS MOVIE WILL BE A FLOP! 🔥🥴 Share this chaos—let’s get it trending like your last failed relationship! 💔🍄