🎉🚀 BREAKING: Nintendo just pulled a classic “SURPRISE, MOTHAF***A!” with a Japan-only SNES throwback, **Mario & Wario**! 🍄💰 I mean, who doesn’t love a game where the plot is literally: *Mario gets hit on the head with a bucket and now he’s got to play house with puzzles to find his bro?* 🤦‍♂️ (Yeah, sounds like a Monday morning for me too...) So, what’s the deal? 🤔 THIS a point-and-click puzzle extravaganza where you guide our bucket-headed hero (Mario, but with extra “WTF”) through 100 levels of pure confusion. You’ll need a mouse because apparently controlling things with Joy-Cons is too mainstream?! 😂🖱️ (Shoutout to my fellow Switch 2 owners - you get to use your Joy-Con as a mouse! #GalaxyBrainMove 🧠💥) And let’s be real, the only thing pumping hype into this game is the fact that it’s hidden behind the Virtual Console vault - legally questionable, but also based. 🙌💀 So, while you're out here asking if this is even a good use of your time, just remember: *it’s about the experience, not the stonks!* 📈💸 #ThisIsFine meme applies here. Prediction time! 🚨💥 In 2025, Nintendo will release an NFT Mario game where you literally own the bucket Mario gets hit with. Just wait for it... 🔮💥