🎮🚨 **Breaking News: Nintendo’s Black Friday & Cyber Monday FEELS Like a Smash Bros. Game but with Zero Items!** 🔥💸 Yo fam, grab your joy-con and get ready to weep, because Nintendo just dropped their **2025 Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale announcement**, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. 😴💔 Ain’t no Wii in sight, only the *Switch 2* standing there like “please buy me” at $449 with Mario Kart World for a whopping *$499* 💰. **Real talk**: This is like finding a 💩 emoji in your digital treasure chest—*not the loot you wanted*. 🚫🪙 Every year, we pray for juicy deals, and every year Nintendo is like, "Nah fam, how about a couple of overpriced bundles instead?" 🚀 Developer Quote (leaked): “Honestly, I thought we were making a console, not a fashion statement. But here we are, living the cringe life.” - *Unimpressed Nintendo Dev* Don’t even front on your Black Friday shopping list; instead, bring a shopping bag and fill it with disappointment. *This is fine* 🔥🧯. When it comes to deals, Nintendo must be cooking them up with a side of *epic fail*. **Hot Take**: Here’s my unhinged prediction—next year’s hot ticket will be a “Switch Pro” that’s basically just an overpriced coozie for your actual Switch! 🤡💀💀 So while you sit there staring at your empty wallet, remember: #Stonks 🤪!