🎮💸 **BREAKING: Nintendo Black Friday Deals Are Here But… Oof.** 😬 So, *Nintendo* just dropped their Black Friday deals faster than my Wi-Fi connection during a laggy game night! 😂✨ That’s right, folks — if you thought you’d find sweet discounts on the *Switch 2* for the holidays, prepare yourself for a *Nintendo-tier* letdown. It's like expecting a full Turkey dinner and getting a single dried-up chicken nugget. *Cringe.* 🍗➡️🍂 “Oh, but the bundles!” you say… 🥴 True, you can snag a regular ol’ *Switch 2* for $449 or *Mario Kart* magic for $499. Stonks? More like *Bonks*!!! 💰🚫💩 It’s like Nintendo's looking at you like, “You get a bundle, ya get a bundle, EVERYBODY GETS A BUNDLE… but at full price!” Meanwhile, my wallet is looking at me like Drake pointing at the *nope* button. 🚫💔 Leaked developer conversation 🔥: DEV 1: “Should we do real sales?” DEV 2: “Nah, let’s just slap a sticker on it and call it a *limited edition*.” *Sips overpriced coffee.* ☕👀 So go ahead, brave souls! Dive into these "deals" like it's Black Friday and you smell free pizza. Just remember: buying games will cost you more than my ex on a first date! 😂💔 Predictions? I predict we’ll all be running back to thrift stores for retro *Nintendo* games because *this is fine.* 🔥🌪️ Happy shopping and remember to *cope and seethe* if you want anything substantial! 🤡💀✨