🚨🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo's got us all feeling like this is fine 🐸🔥 (Spoiler: it’s NOT)! So, you thought the Switch 2 was gonna bless us with physical games on actual cartridges? LOL, nope! We just got the digital-disco-infused *Pokemon Pokopia* dancing its way into our wallets and hearts! 💔💸 Instead of full-blown games, we’re getting mini data savings accounts on those new Game-Key Cards! 🪙💾 Like, "Hey Nintendo, I ordered a Pokémon meal, not a Pokémon appetizer!" 🍔🤡 Now, you’ve gotta download the rest of *Pokopia* straight onto your Switch like it’s some mid-tier mobile game, and guess what? It’s giving STONKS vibes… but for content creators making memes about your pain! 🚀💀 “*This is fine* 🤷‍♂️,” said the Nintendo dev who definitely didn’t ask for everyone's 20gb of sadness. 😂 One gamer was heard yelling, “I came for the Pokey, not the ‘poof!’” (Translation: We want the full game ON the card! 🥴🚫) Leaked convo between Nintendo employees: 🗣️ Employee 1: “Wanna make them download?” 🗣️ Employee 2: “Bet! Just coffee, and they'll bite!” So, here’s the hot take: I predict that next, they’ll just hand us an empty cartridge and call it a “non-fungible Poké token!” 🤖💔💰 Keep your Pokédollars close, fam. This is going to be wild! #NintendoIsWilding #PokéFOMO 💥