🎮💥💔 HOLY MARIO, NINTENDO HAS JOINED THE APP RECYCLING CLUB!!! 🎉🍄💨 Listen up fam, Nintendo just dropped yet ANOTHER app, and now my phone looks like a freaking N64 graveyard 📱💀. We’re talkin' about the Nintendo Store App - for all your digital shopping needs! 'Cause apparently, having a physical store was just *too* mainstream 🤷‍♂️🚀. I've got a whole row of Mario-inspired chaos on my phone, and it’s cringier than a Pikachu meme from 2010. 🤡 Full line-up: Switch app, music app (for those nostalgic vibes), Nintendo Today (because who doesn’t want news that’s as exciting as watching grass grow), and now THIS? 🤦‍♂️ If you’re a parent, congrats, your tally hits FIVE with those parental controls. You’re practically drowning in a sea of Kawaii clutter! 🍭💦 Leaked convo from some *totally real* dev: “We’re just seeing what sticks. Do people even use the existing apps? *crickets*” 😂 At this point, you gotta wonder: is Nintendo just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see if it sticks? Like, 🤔 can I get a stonks emoji for *more* clutter? 🤷‍♀️✨ Now for my unhinged hot take: Nintendo is just one app away from launching "The Ultimate App" where you can marry your virtual NPC! 💍🔥 Just imagine: “Welcome to the Future! Your spouse is a Goomba!” 🤖💔 So, let’s stop the madness, Nintendo, and make one mega app to rule them ALL or go home! 🤣💯💩 #NintendoChaos