🎮💣 ATTENTION GAMERS! 🚨 The Nintendo Black Friday deals just dropped, and they're 🔥... or are they? You'd think Black Friday would be lit, but alas, it’s more like “This is fine” dog meme sitting in a burning room. 🔥🐶 So lemme break it down: The Switch 2 is here, and just like my hopes of landing a date, it’s expensive! 💸 $449 for a console?! STONKS? 😱 More like LAME-STONKS! 📉 You may wanna grab that $499 bundle with Mario Kart just to soothe your wallet’s pain, but honestly, nothing says “Happy Holidays!” like spending an extra $50 to race down rainbow roads. 🚀🌈 But it gets better… or worse? 🤡 Nintendo rolled out some “deals” that would make even your grandma question your life choices! There’s about as much discount as there are features in a 90’s flip phone: ZERO! 😤😤 Developer quote leak: "We put 'fun' and 'savings' in the game but forgot to hit save.” - Nintendo Dev 🤖💔 So here’s the prediction: Next year, Nintendo will release a “Switch 2 Ultra Deluxe Premium Pro” for $999 with free tears included—better start saving now! 💰💀 #NintendoFOMO #EpicFail