🎉🎮 Ayo, listen up! Nintendo just dropped an Android app that’s apparently here to remind you how *much* of your life you've wasted chasing pixelated mushrooms and fighting cartoon turtles! 🍄💀 💔✨ Can't decide if this is a blessing or a curse? It's like that moment when you ask your mom how much your online shopping spree was and she responds with "Do you want the good news or the bad?" 🤷‍♂️💸 But, surprise! It's BOTH! 💾 The new Nintendo eShop app gives you juicy stats on your gaming habits dating back to the ancient era of the 3DS. That’s right, the app is basically your ex on a bad day, showing you all the cringe moments in your gaming history like “Congrats, you've logged 1,000 hours on Animal Crossing! You’ve literally turned into a raccoon.” 😂💔 📈 Imagine devs in a meeting like, "We’ll call it the ‘Life Regret Tracker’ - stonks for mental health, amirite?" 🔥 So, buckle up for an existential crisis every time you open that app! 🤔🧠💣 Also, hot take: in 2025, they'll drop a feature where it shames you for not gaming enough. "This is fine" but also “COPE & SEETHE!” 💥👀 So go on, download it, and prepare to face your biggest fear: the truth! 🚀💀 Who’s ready for that *Nintendo Level Up in Reality*!?