🎉🔥 FRESH OUT OF THE TOASTER: The Nintendo Store app is BACK and it’s international, baby! 🌍💥 For YEARS, our weebish hearts have been crying on the floor while Japan got all the goodies. But NOW, you too can indulge in the sweet sweetness of pixelated nostalgia no matter where you live! 🎮💔💰 What's in the treasure chest, you ask? Games, consoles, MERCH galore! Like, I’m talking *sick* Mario socks that might just make you run faster in your mom’s basement. 🚀😏 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We finally allowed the international release because honestly? We got bored of listening to fans whining about it. 🤷‍♂️” But wait, it gets juicier! You can grab classic merch while saying “nikki” for the 12th time this week because you just FOUND OUT about that one obscure game! 😱💀 And don’t forget—this app is designed to make you spend all your money just like that one time you bought a 10-pack of Chocobars. No cap. 🍫💸💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Nintendo will introduce NFTs of its mustached plumber, and we’ll all be coping while trying to explain to grandma why we bought a pixelated jpeg for $1,000. Just wait. Stonks. 🚀💎