🎉💥 *BREAKING* - 📦 Amazon's Prime Big Deal Days are upon us, and your kitchen is about to get lit 🔥! We've got kitchen gadget deals that scream "I might not cook, but I’m definitely buying stuff!" 🤪 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🚨: "Honestly, at this point, we could slap a sticker on a toaster and call it a ‘smart kitchen device’ and people would still buy it. 🤷‍♂️" - some PR guy from Amazon. First up, Ninja 🤖 - not just a name for an assassin, but for a blender that will make your smoothies smoother than your ex at a reunion! 🥤 Next, we're getting all bougie with Le Creuset 🔥 because what says “I’m a gourmet chef” more than overpriced cookware you’ll use once? 💰 *Drake is pointing* at that “no regrets” lifestyle. And don’t sleep on Keurig ☕, because who doesn’t want to spend 15 bucks on a machine that brews coffee one cup at a time? This is fine. 😂 🔥🔥 *Hot Take Alert*: In 2024, we’re gonna see kitchen gadgets that MAKE food for you - like a robot chef that also critiques your life choices. Get ready to serve up regret with a side of stonks!! 💸👽 Share this with someone whose cooking skills are *less than optimal*! 🍽️👻