🚨 BREAKING NEWS: NINJA GAIDEN IS MAKING A COMEBACK AND IT’S MORE DRAMATIC THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS 📲💔🔥 That’s right folks, get your throwing stars and your ergonomic gaming chairs ready, because we’re diving into “Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound” – the new literal pixelated masterpiece that's got us all feeling like Drake pointed towards nostalgia! 👇👉😎 💥 Forget about your boring job; stonks in the gaming world are officially skyrocketing 🚀💰! After 10 years of silence, the ninjas are back with a trilogy that shouts “YOU’LL NOT FORGET US!” 🔊👺. The 3D games are dropping, but Ragebound is the 2D side-scroller we didn’t know we needed. Like, what’s next? A spiritual sequel to Tetris that's a dating sim? (Not a bad idea tbh, someone get on it! 😂). In case you missed the memo, you’re now rocking the role of Kenji Mozu, tutored by the one and only Ryu Hayabusa - basically the Sensei of slice-and-dice. 🥷💥 It's like if Bruce Lee and a poorly drawn comic came together for a baby, and that baby is KILLING it. Real quote from an "anonymous developer" (definitely did not make this up): "We wanted Ragebound to feel like a nostalgic kick in the face, but, like, in a fun way." YEAH BOY, I feel that SEETHING nostalgia!! 🔥💀 MY PREDICTION? By 2025, you’ll have a Ninja Gaiden themed energy drink, AND I’m here for it! 🥤👀💥 #NinjaRageBound #TakeMyMoneyNow