🚨🔪🔥 *NINJA GAIDEN 4 ALERT! GET READY TO SLAY! 💀* 🔥🔪🚨 So, fam, if you’ve been trapped in a VR world and missed the memo, Ninja Gaiden 4 just dropped like it's 2004 and your mom just found your "Mature Ratings" collection! 🎮💔 Instead of Ryu, we’ve got a new punk named Yakumo who looks like he just strolled off a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure casting couch. 🤖✨ 💡 *Developer quote leak:* "We figured Ryu was too busy collecting royalties from Smash Bros. 💰😏 So, say hello to Yakumo, who clearly skipped every gym class. 🏋️‍♂️" But WAIT! Before you jump into this pixelated chaos, buckle up, because this new iteration is basically the Sonic 06 of stealth combat — if Sonic had cool dance moves and was, like, twice as edgy. 🤡🕶️ 💸 So, is Ninja Gaiden 4 the *perfect* entry point? It’s like your indie friend telling you they LOVE broccoli while you’re over here gulping down those cheesy fries. 😂🍟 No cap, this game is serving cringe and chaos on a silver platter. In conclusion? If you manage to dodge the crippling anxiety from 21 years of gaming regret, you might just have the stomach to dive in. 🤷‍♂️ *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* Yakumo will be featured in a Netflix animated series where he battles Ryu over who’s cooler. Spoiler: Ryu loses to Yakumo’s TikTok dances. 💃🔥