🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF TECH CRINGE! 🚨🚨 Nikon and RED just dropped a collab so wild it’s like teaming up ketchup with spaghetti! 🍝🍅 Introducing the *Nikon ZR* (that’s RED with extra calories, folks) – the camera that claims it can do it all but still can’t fix your horrible selfies. 🤡💀 In a twist that sounds like a bad fanfic, THE giants play nice to make a cinema camera that’s got more tricks than a magician at a kids’ party. 🎩✨🤖 With color science from RED so fancy you’d think it’s wearing a tuxedo, paired with Nikon’s AF that can probably detect your shame from 50 feet away. This baby boasts 15+ stops of dynamic range, perfect for those moonlit TikTok dances! 🌙💃 But wait—Nikon flexing a 12K RAW video? Stonks are rising, folks! 📈 Who needs 7K when you can have 6K at 60 fps and record the sound of your dreams crashing? 🔥🍕 And don’t sleep on that price point! It’s so affordable, my broke friends might actually consider being creators. 🔥🚀 Fake Quote from a “LEAKED DEVELOPER”: “We basically threw our tech in a blender and hit puree. If this doesn’t break the internet, nothing will!” 💰 Hot take: By 2025, every grandma will be vlogging in 8K, and we’re all going to regret letting them in on this tech! 🤯💀🚀 #NikonZR #REDvolution #5GGrandmas