Nikita Bier just flexed on X as head of product πͺπ»: "Posted my way to the top, no cap!" ππ₯
π¨π₯ BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Nikita Bier just joined the cringe fest known as X as Head of Product! π€‘π In a shocking twist no one asked for, he's basically bragging about how he "posted his way to the top" like it's some kind of TikTok challenge! π±π Imagine him rolling up to work like Drake pointing at his tweets, saying, "This is what stonks π look like!" Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are left wondering if his "features" will be anything other than glorified meme-sharing buttons. π€π€ Sources say that Nikita's first meeting was full of existential dread as developers were like: "Bro, you think people will leave TikTok for text-based content? Are you on that good sh*t?" π€―π₯ In a classic case of "cope and seethe," he's like, "Fr fr, Iβll just sprinkle features like confetti at a 3rd grade birthday party! ππ" Look, if all this leads to X rolling out a TikTok-like dance feature where we can post our rants while dabbing, count me in! π€πΊ π₯ Prediction Alert: In 2024, X will pivot to being a meme-centric NFT marketplace, and weβll all be trying to explain to Grandma why weβre buying JPEGs of cats instead of stocks. Mark my words! ππ° #NoCap