🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Nikita Bier just joined the cringe fest known as X as Head of Product! 🤡📈 In a shocking twist no one asked for, he's basically bragging about how he "posted his way to the top" like it's some kind of TikTok challenge! 😱💀 Imagine him rolling up to work like Drake pointing at his tweets, saying, "This is what stonks 🌟 look like!" Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are left wondering if his "features" will be anything other than glorified meme-sharing buttons. 🤔💤 Sources say that Nikita's first meeting was full of existential dread as developers were like: "Bro, you think people will leave TikTok for text-based content? Are you on that good sh*t?" 🤯🔥 In a classic case of "cope and seethe," he's like, "Fr fr, I’ll just sprinkle features like confetti at a 3rd grade birthday party! 🎉🎈" Look, if all this leads to X rolling out a TikTok-like dance feature where we can post our rants while dabbing, count me in! 🤖🕺 🔥 Prediction Alert: In 2024, X will pivot to being a meme-centric NFT marketplace, and we’ll all be trying to explain to Grandma why we’re buying JPEGs of cats instead of stocks. Mark my words! 🚀💰 #NoCap