🎉🚽🔦 *BREAKING NEWS: NIGHT-TIME TINKLE TRAVELS TURN YOU INTO A SLEEP-DEPRIVED ZOMBIE* 🔦🚽🎉 We’re not saying your bladder is the ultimate villain in your life’s horror movie, but if you’re waking up every two hours like you’re training to be nocturnal, it’s TIME FOR A CHANGE! 💀💤✨ 👉 *“I woke up to pee so often, I thought I was recording a podcast!”* – Our investigative team of sleep-deprived developers 👩‍💻🤖 *“Just wanted to code, not audition for a horror movie!”* #CursedLife Listen fam, your bed should be a sanctuary, not a pitstop! 🛏️💧 Here are some 🔥🔥 TIPS to avoid turning your sleep schedule into a live performance of “This Is Fine”: 1️⃣ 🚫 Limit those late-night drinks! No one wants to race to the bathroom like they’re in Mario Kart! 🏎️💨 2️⃣ 🔄 Move that snack to lunchtime! Your belly doesn’t need a midnight rave. 💃🍕 3️⃣ 🧘‍♂️ Try some chill vibes before bed - think “yoga” not “taco bell.” Don’t be THAT person at 3 AM! 😳 So next time you wake up on your 17th trip to the porcelain throne, remember: your bed is a luxurious cloud, not a pee-filled nightmare! ☁️🙅‍♂️ #Blessed #StayWoke (Or, uh, maybe find a spare pillow for your new nocturnal lifestyle? 🤡) 🔥🚀 *And here's my final prediction: In 2025, Apple will release the iPee— a smart toilet that texts you when it's time to relieve yourself. No cap. 💰💩*