🚨💥 HOLY DATA DRAMA, BATMAN! 🦇💾 Nightfall just dropped NYX, their brand-new AI guardian angel for preventing data loss, and I can’t even!!! 🥴✨ You mean to tell me we’ve got an AI here fighting off insider snitches and those cringe ChatGPT leaks like they’re Gary from accounting at a potluck? **STONKS UP TO THE MOON!** 🚀💰 Cutting false alerts by 90% means NO MORE annoying pop-ups when your printer runs out of ink! 💻🖨️ Leaked message from a disgruntled developer: “I made one typo in the code, and that AI is screaming like it saw a ghost! I’m just tryna vibe here!” - Chad, the “I love debugging” guy. 🤡💀 Let’s keep it a buck here, though: if Nyx can’t help me find my elusive snacks in the break room, I’m gonna have to *cope* like I’m in a terrible sitcom. This is fine. 😅🔥 But here’s the kicker: in two years, NYX is gonna start judging our Tinder bios using the same judgment it uses on data? 🤖❤️ “LOL, you think THAT’s a good pickup line?” *swipes left on your data too* 💔 Buckle up, fam! The digital world is about to be both lit and chaotic. 🔥🔥 Watch out, next-gen AIs might be runnin’ the dating app game, too! #We’reNotReady 👀💥