🚨👾🎮 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of constantly remastering everything 🎮👾🚨 Heretic and Hexen just got a glow-up shinier than your mom's favorite cookware! 🍳✨ That's right, Nightdive Studios decided to resurrect these bygone gems from the '90s like they just found the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕🚀. Imagine playing co-op with your friends while you dodge more pixels than a noob trying to get through Rainbow Road. 💀 But wait! There's more! We're talking *cross-platform multiplayer*, so you can slay those demons with your buddies no matter what console they're on - welcome to the *universe of unlimited e-gaming chaos*! 😱💥 *Stonks* are rising, boys! 📈💸 In a so-called “leaked” developer chat, one guy literally said, “We figured fans needed this to cope with the glaring void of originality in modern gaming.” 🔥🔥 No cap, that’s the real tea! ☕️ And let’s not forget those two *brand new episodes* – because who doesn’t want to continue the 90s aesthetic through pixelated hellscapes? 🏰🎯 So, here’s a hot take: If this remaster isn't available on VR by next year, we’re in for a wild rage quit as everyone returns to playing *Minecraft* and calling it art. 💀👽🔥 #2024ChaosPredictions