🚨 BREAKING: NICK CLEGG UNLOCKS THE SECRET TO ZUCKERBERG’S “MASCULINE ENERGY” 🚨💪💼 So, Gaby Hinsliff from The Guardian just sat down with Nick Clegg (yes, THAT Nick Clegg, not your neighbor's cat) and boy, did we uncover some tech gossip hotter than your CPU after 12 hours of gaming! 🎮🔥 Turns out Zuck's vibe is a spicy mix of “machismo and self-pity” — sounds like the inner workings of a sad 2020s meme generator, amirite? 🤡💔 But really, Silicon Valley is out here with an energy so cloying, it makes candy corn look like a Michelin-star dish. 🍬🤮 As Clegg put it, “I didn’t realize joining Meta meant signing up for a therapy session with a side of alpha bro-rhetoric.” 💼 Who knew diagnosing toxic masculinity with a side of code reviews would be part of the job description? 💰💔 So the moral of the story today, folks? Silicon Valley’s conforming like that one friend who ALWAYS says “yeah, totally!” on Zoom calls. Drake would be pointing at it all like, “no thank you” 👌➡️🙅. **LEAKED QUOTE**: "Honestly, I thought I was joining a tech company, not a support group for emotionally confused androids.” - An imaginary Facebook engineer probably. 🤖💬 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, we’ll be replacing ‘masculine energy’ and ‘cloying conformity’ with ‘ChatGPT existential dread’ and ‘AI-generated cringe’ – that’s the REAL Silicon Valley flex! 💀✨ #Stonks #TechChaos