🚨🚗💔 BIG BRAIN ALERT! NHTSA just threw shade at Tesla’s “Full Self-Driving” (FSD) 🛑 tech faster than Elon throwing a rocket at Mars! 🤖💨 That's right, folks! The NHTSA is diving into a pool of Tesla drama with a supercharged probe into 2.88 MILLION electric chariots that seem to think they can do whatever they want—running red lights and going the wrong way like it's a TikTok challenge! 😳💀 In a shocking twist, the wild Rube Goldberg machine that is FSD has allegedly transformed into an absolute traffic rebel with over 50 reports of collisions. Like, hello? This isn’t Mad Max! 🚦🔥 A leak from some anonymous “Tesla dev” was like, “It’s just being *ironic,* bro! 😎 But fr fr, these bots gotta chill.” I mean, the only thing these cars should be running is a meme! 🥴 Picture this: your Tesla just cruising through intersections like Drake pointing, while you're in the backseat like, "This is fine." 🤡💁‍♂️ In a totally unhinged prediction, I fully expect Tesla to announce that all FSD cars will now include a safety feature that warns you: "Warning: Might spontaneously decide to join a demolition derby. Proceed with caution!" 🚀🤯 Stonks? More like “spooky stonks!” Invest wisely, fam! 💰💀